The meme thief strikes…..!

While Ish and Ashish quarrel over who is the meme king/emperor, I’ve decided to become the meme thief…. I’m gonna steel and do any tag I like (well, no one tags me, what am I supposed to do? Its kind of like being jobless, you gotta do something illegal to survive in this competitive world 😛 )

So, the 1st tag is from Tattletale, Vasudha’s blog.

1. What have you realised recently?
It’s not about blaming the education system right now, Its about making the most of it, even though it has flaws.

2. Have you given your first kiss away?
Nope…. still dry as a tundra.

3. If you were to be stranded on a deserted island, who are the 11 blog buddies you would take?
Ok, one guy and ten gals…….well u know why i would take the girls, but a guy cuz I need to talk to someone, while the girl talk is on 😉

4. Where is the place that you want to go the most?
Paris…. it is so romantic.

5. If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?
Hmmm…. so many dreams yaar, ok, how about being the next Steven Spielberg.

6. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
Well, you know rainbows occur when the water droplets refract the rays of the sun…. to make VIBGYOR out of the white light from the sun, so its not much about believing.

Oh my god, I’ve become a geek! I was afraid of that.

7. What are you afraid to lose the most now?
My internet connection 😉 … thats the only thing that helps me survive here.

8. If you win $1 million, what would you do?
Produce a movie for myself… or publish a novel.

9. If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
Yeah, I think I would if am absolutely sure that I am indeed in love with her.

10.List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
Ok, as no one tagged me, i’d list 3 good points about me 😛

a) I became patient, seriously, but after I watched Good Will Hunting, my parents had to suffer my wrath for 14 years b4 that.

b) When I love someone, I love them with all my heart and soul. I believe this will be my undoing.

c) I’m polite, err… ok, most of the time, I’m polite.

11. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
Honesty.

12. Which type of person do you hate the most?
I dislike people who would do anything to gain someone’s attention…… but I wouldn’t go as far as saying that I hate them.

13. What is the one thing you cannot live without?
Internet! Internet! INTERNET!

14. If you have faults, would you rather the people around you point out to you or would you rather they keep quiet?
It’s better they tell me. I am always ready to improve.

15. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
Man, have I got to say it again and again? INTERNET!

16. Are you a shopaholic or not?
Nope…. I hate shopping, except for gadgets, u give me some lakhs and I’ll be back within an hour.

17. Find a word to describe the person who tagged you.
What the faraday man? Was this written by a preist? Why do you want me to feel the guilt?

18. If you have a chance. Which part of your character you would like to change?
I would want to lose my laziness, if I wasn’t lazy, I might not be more happy, but I’d definitely be more successfull.

19. Whats the last shocking thing you’ve seen or heard?
None… I am bored out of my wits here.

20. Would you rather have love but no money or money but no love?
Both, both, both…. accept my wish or I’ll tell mommy on you!

Ok, that was fun, for me atleast, the next tag is from Reema’s blog, “My Random Thoughts“, and hey if u r reading this Reema, welcome to wordpress!

1. Last movie you saw in a theater?
Jannat, it was a good movie, and the most important thing being, my views are somewhat like Arjun, you know those who don’t think happiness can be bought, don’t know where to shop…..

2. What book are you reading?
Not any right now, but was thinking about starting Macbeth or Hamlet.

3. Favorite board game?
Business or Monopoly to many. I like being the banker, the evil cheating banker 😉

4. Favorite magazine?
Reader’s Digest or maybe PC mag, haven’t read many to comment.

5. Favorite smells?
The smell of a new car, you know when you haven’t taken the plastic off, I love that smell.

6. Favorite sounds?
Man, a favorite, there are so many, how can anyone choose? But, I do know that I hate the sound of silence… rest all are good.

7. Worst feeling in the world?
Feeling not wanted, that no one in the world cares if you were here or not.

8. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up?
Arey yaar, abhi to soya tha! Uthna hi padega kya? paanch minute aur so jaata hun….zzzzz

9. Favorite fast food place?
Subway!

10. Future child’s name?
Haven’t thought about it… but surely not those sikh names, man, I mean they just get repetitive.

11. Finish this statement. “If I had lot of money I’d….?
Sleep, read and watch movies all day, I hate working 😛

12. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
No… I sleep with a pillow, you know stuffed with cotton.

13. Storms – cool or scary?
Scary, totally! I have seen too many storm deaths on Nat Geo to think they are cool.

14. Favorite drink?
Water.

15. Finish this statement, “If I had the time I would….”?
Watch all the good movies ever made. Seriously there are so many to watch, sometimes I think, how will I ever watch so many movies in just 1 lifetime!

16. Do you eat the stems on broccoli?
What is broccoli?

17. If you could dye your hair any color, what would be your choice?
Black only… I don’t like any other colours except blonde, which look good only on girls or Decaprio.

18. Name all the different cities/towns you’ve lived in?
Jalandhar and now Kota.

19. Favorite sports to watch?
None, whichever is on, be it cricket, tennis or basketball.

20. One nice thing about the person who sent this to you?
I sent this to myself! You got a problem, lets take it outside…

21. What’s under your bed?
Bags, empty bags, maybe some monsters too.. 😛

22. Would you like to be born as yourself again?
No, I wish to be born prettier than I am.

23. Morning person, or night owl?
Night owl…

24. Over easy, or sunny side up?
Over easy.

25. Favorite place to relax?
Bed, with my lappy.

26. Favorite pie?
Never had one…………

27. Favorite ice cream flavor?
I hate ice cream. Yuck!

28. Of all the people you tagged this to, who’s most likely to respond first?
I’m not tagging anyone! Do thiefs share their loot?

Ok, so now that we are over with the tags, something about me, I had a test on 29th June, for which I started studying on the 28th, it was Ok, lets see what the results are….till next time, peace out!

P.S. I know, I shouldn’t have trackbacked people whose tags I stole, but you know, I’m like the Zodiac, I take responsibility for my crime.

Musical Musings – Idea stolen from lemonade and ish

This post has been stolen from a tag done by lemonade and ish. I just liked the idea, so I decided to do it too. Ok, let me just say that I’m not so good at pulling jokes out of every answer like ish or lemonade. So please be patient enough to go through the post before swearing and closing the tab.

The rules are:

1. Put your iPod (or other source of music) on shuffle mode.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. You must write the name of the song no matter what. No cheating!

Here go the answers…..please be nice to me apple.

“If someone says ‘Is this okay?’, you say?”
Fack-Eminem

( I don’t say that to their face, but I am pretty lousy at making choices, so I say that aloud in my mind along with some relationship names)

“What would best describe your personality?”
Jag Ja – Omkara

(That’s totally true, I sleep a lot and my parents have to sing that song all through the morning)

“What do you like in a guy/girl?”
My Hump – Black Eyed Peas

( That’s kind of true, but I’m that not an ass man like Joey)

“How do you feel today?”
Shaam Tanha – Agnee

(I feel lonely most of the times, sometimes even when I’m surrounded by people)

“What is your life’s purpose?”
Bahon me tu aaja – Raghav Sachar

(So true……………….. always chasing girls)

“What is your motto?”
Khalbali -Rand De Basanti

(Also true, I am quite a prankster and mess maker)

“What do your friends think of you?”
Satrangi Re – Dil Se

(Thank you, Thank you all for seeing so many shades in me)

What do you think of your parents?”
Paatshshaala – RDB

(Awfully true, most of the times, they are)

“What do you think about very often?”
I wanna fuck you – Akon

(Again true…….this ipod can read my mind)

“What is 2+2?”
Aanan Faanan – Namastey London

(I told you, it can see my mind struggling to find the answer)

“What do you think of your best friend?”
Nobody’s Listening- Linkin Park

(Yeah, my friends do get bored of me, especially my Tech talk and Discovery channel bhashans, and I guess, after a point, they just stop listening)

“What do you think of the person you like?”
Desert Rose – Sting

(Man, I can find something poetic in there, so the song says that I feel like I’ve found a rose in an otherwise dry and dirty desert)

What is your life story?”
Veeraniyan – Namastey London

(Yeah, I’m gonna be alone for the rest of my life chasing girls (life purpose) )

“What do you want to be when you grow up?”
Smack That – Akon

(Yes, I would get into S&M, once I grow up, it would be too gross just now)

“What do you think when you see the person you like?”
Dum Laga – Dil Dosti, Etc

( Yep…. I think we all got what that means)

“What do your parents think of you?”
Missing Sunday – Sunday

(Yeah, they must miss those alone sundays together, which they couldn’t get after I came along to turn their world upside down)

“What will you dance to at your wedding?”

Keh Lene De – Agnee

(I will always be begging for a chance to speak after that, so practice starts right at the wedding)

“What will they play at your funeral?”
Main yahan Hun – Veer-Zaara

(This is eternal, a message from beyond the grave, that I’m still there will all of you and will start haunting you from that very night)

“What is your hobby/interest?”

Dard-e-Disco – Om Shanti Om

(Yes, thats my hobby, doing Dard bhara Disco)

“What is your biggest secret?”
Woh Ajnabi – The train

(You know my biggest secrets always had been my crushes, so it fits)

“What do you think of your friends?”
Dil Chahta Hai – Dil Chahta Hai

(I don’t want to lose my friends, and I’m on the brink of doing that, so I am feeling like that)

“What should you post this as?”
Dil Hai Yeh Dil – Raghav Sachar

(Just listen to your heart while writing)

Yes, you are never getting those two minutes back, you spent reading this. You can now swear, call names and get out if that cools you down, thank you for going through my post.